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Ab is morh pe aa kr palat jana nhi mumkin

Ab is morh pe aa kr palat jana nhi mumkin

K mar jana to aasan he mukar jana nhi mumkin

Tere kochy me aata hun to lgta he k zinda hun

Tujhe dekhy bina G lon suno jaana! nhi mumkin

Tu chalti he to lgta he sitary raqs krty hen

Mere is dil ki halat ko smj pana nhi mumkin

Meri ankho ki chilman me basy kuch khwab hen tere

K in ankhon k khwabon ka bikhar jana nhi mumkin

Tera hi zikr hota he teri hi yad ati he

Siwa is k kisi ka zindgi me aana nhi mumkin.

Bikhri bikhri shamon mai

Bikhri bikhri shamon mai

sehmi sehmi raaton mai

tanha tanha lamhon mai

gumsum gumsum baaton mai

kuch guzra zmana yad aya

aj gosha-e- tanhai mai

ik shakhs purana yad aya

kagaz ki tahriron mai dhundli c tasviron mai

ik chehra anjana yad aya

wo parhna ose kitabon mai or dhundna ose khwabon mai,

ose panay ki is koshish mai,

mari nend ka jana yad aya,

aj gosha-e- tanhai main,

ik shakhs purana yad aya.....!!

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Maangi

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Maangi

Meri Sanson Ne Har
Pal Uski KHUSHI Maangi

Jane Kya DILLAGI Thi Us INSAN Se K

Maine Akhri KHWAISH Me B Uski Wafa Mangi..

"TANHA" rehna seekh raha hon,

"TANHA" rehna seekh raha hon,

Mar k jeena seekh raha hon,

Maang k pana seekh liya hai,

Pa k khona seekh raha hon,

Sabr ko apni raah bana kr,

Kanch pe chalna seekh raha hon,

Phirte phirte sehra sehra,

Pyas ko peena seekh raha hon,
Jeene k hain ajeeb taQaze,
Zinda rehna seekh raha hon.

Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dalo Muje aadat ha Muskurane ki,

(Meri MOUT)
Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dalo
Muje aadat ha Muskurane ki,

Mere Janaze ko na le jao
Umeed ha mere dost k ane ki,

Dyr hojaye tu kuch na kehna
Usay adat ha mujhe Satane ki,

Agr ho Naraz tu Ay yaro!
Koshish krna usay Manane ki,

Jab dekh kr chala jaye meri Mayat,
Phir tayari krna mujhe jaldi Dafnane ki,
q k,
agr woh palat aya aur muje dekh kr roo para, to meri sansaen wapis na aa jaen q k meri adat hy usy chup karane ki...

FUNNNNNY

Teacher asked all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way.

Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement..
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Sohaag raat k baad Shohar bola: Jan! maza aaya?

Wife: Ji, or aap ko......?
Husband: Bohat.

Wife: Apna to record hy, aaj tak koi complain nahi i.
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Ae ALLAH! Un tamam Students ko EXam me kamyab Frma, jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili,

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Un masoom haatho ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms package ko kbhi zaya n hi hone diya.

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khudaya un Ankho ko roshni ata karna jo "Net" aur "TV" py beth kar kamzor ho gai hen,

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Un Gharib bachon ki mdad farma jin ki Girlfriend ne un se rat bhr 2.50 rupe fee ghanta m baat kar kay unhen prhne nahi diya.. (Aameen).

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Ye SmS tmam Naik mehnti l…

FUNNNNNNNNY....

1 pathan ko log maar rahe the.
Ek admi ne pucha kyun mar rahe ho?
Log bolay: subah se puch raha hai valentine's day ki namaz kitne bajy hogi.. :
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On Marriage Night.

Husband: Ejazat he

Wife Shrmate hue: G

Husband ne door lock kya
Khirkyan lock ki
Parde daley
Light off ki aur Bed pe agya

Wife ne kaha: koi Faida nahi

Husband Herat se: kyun?

Wife: Koi dekhe yah naa dekhe SHABBIR tu dekhe ga

EXPREES NEWS
Har
SUHAGRAAT Par
NAZAR.
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Arz kia hai
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Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha
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Wah wah wah
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Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha.
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Tere msgs nai aarhe kia baat hai bachaa.
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1 Admi K 4 Bachy Thay.

Govt Ne Elan Kia K Jiss K 5 Bachay Honge Use Rs:20000 Mahana Dia Jaye Ga,

Admi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri …