FUNNNNNY
Teacher asked all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement..
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Sohaag raat k baad Shohar bola: Jan! maza aaya?
Wife: Ji, or aap ko......?
Husband: Bohat.
Wife: Apna to record hy, aaj tak koi complain nahi i.
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Ae ALLAH! Un tamam Students ko EXam me kamyab Frma, jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili,
.
Un masoom haatho ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms package ko kbhi zaya n hi hone diya.
.
khudaya un Ankho ko roshni ata karna jo "Net" aur "TV" py beth kar kamzor ho gai hen,
.
Un Gharib bachon ki mdad farma jin ki Girlfriend ne un se rat bhr 2.50 rupe fee ghanta m baat kar kay unhen prhne nahi diya.. (Aameen).
.
Ye SmS tmam Naik mehnti larkon ko frwd karen,
meri nazar main ap bhi naik hai..
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"1 LUND adalat mein gia,
OR
Faryad ki.
Judge Sab!
Men chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,
Thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kr di,
OR
Jab men jawan howa to mujy roz andhy
kunwin my dala
jata hy,jahan garmi or tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta hy.
Wahan Mujy roz ultiyan ati
hen
Or
Mujy bayhoshi ki halat me bahar nikala jata Hy.
Mera kasoor kiya hy?
Judge: Benchod
Tera kasoor ye hy
K
Tu akarta boht hai..
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"colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:
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Kheta hai pal pal tum se ho k dil ye dewana
,',',',
,',',',',
',',('.')>,',
,,' ,_/ \_','Aaj JUMA FRIDAY ka din he Raggar Raggar k nahana.
========================================
1 bache ne kabi apni gand nahi dekhi thi
Ek din Miss ne us k gand pe stick se mara
Us ne ghr pe aa k sheshay me dekha to kaha
Randi ki bachi ne 2 tukre kr diye.
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Judge:
Tum ne bachay ki Bond mari hai, tumhein Saza-e-Mot dee jati hai.
Marassi:
Mola khush rakhay, Paag lagay rehn.
Sarkar assi keri Bond jano e mar diti ae.
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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat Hai Jis Me Asman Girne ka Khatra Nahi Hota
Student:Saturday Night
Teacher:Wo Kese
Student:Us Raat Bohot Si Tangen Upar Hoti Hain. .*
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Boy: pee lon tere Nile-Nile Naino ki Shabnam.
Pee lu tere Gile-Gile Honto se Sargam.
Girl: Aby in dono k beech me Naak b ati hy, Waha se b kuch pee k dekh:
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Oye Pagal larki
Sara din kam me lagi rehti hai
Apni sehat ka b Khayal nahi karti
Le
Ganna choos,
Jaan bana..
) \ \
( (,,,):::::::::::::::o
\ |
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Dor se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja ke dekha to Orange tha
Cheel ke dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b orange tha
Wah bhai wah kya Orang tha;)
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WhAT is SEX?
Sex is like PEPSI
Ye dil mangay aur
Sex is like IODEX
ooh aah ouch
Sex is like Mirinda
Zor ka jhatka
Sex is like 7-Up
Pyas bujaye
Sex is like Coca-cola
Maza zindgi ka
Sex is like Dew
Na kia tu phir kia jia
Sex is like limopani
Kabhi b kahin b
Sex is like BP Lolly
BUS LAGAY RAHO.
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Mana K teri nazar may kuch Bhi nhi hun main.!
..
Meri Qadar un sy poch jin Ky main ny paisy deny hain.!
(',')/
<() Labdy
_/'/_ phirdy ny 0
========================================
Sardar ko SmS aaya k?
"Bhejne wala intelligent hai or Parhne wala gadha
Sardar ne gussay mai msg rply kia k
Bhejne wala gadha hai or parhne wala intelligent.
========================================
Tooba !!
Ye jazz waalon ko kya ho gya hy¿
Baray se poster pe larki ki photo hy
aur
likha hai:
?
?
Lagy raho saari raat'
sirf
60 paisy mein:-
========================================
Ek Pathan ko Foot Bal match ka maheman bana dia gaya use khel k bare mai kuch maloomat nahe thi,!
Khel k khatam hone par us ne Taqreer karte hoe kaha k hamare mulk ko aazad hoe 60 baras ho gaye lekin gurbat nahi gai,
Sare khiladi Ek baal se khel rahe hain.
========================================
1 Zarori Ilaan.
Sony Se Pehly Aur Jagny K bAd Ek Zarori Kam Karain
Taky Ap Sakon Se Rahain.
( ",)
< ),=- - .
LL ;.;.; oofff
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Pathan: Mein tere lye sb chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu
Pathan: ys
Girl: Khana pina
Pathan: Ys
Girl: Dost
Pathan: ys
Girl: naswar
pathan:Jao behan Demag kharab mt kro
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Sardar :Aaj din boht bura guzra.
Darwaza khola kundi hath me.
Nul khola tooti hath me.
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me.
Ab dar rha hun, susu krun k na krun.¿
========================================
Pathan:
Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay.
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya:
What's the cost of that FIRIJ?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichate.
Pathan gusay me:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k main pathan hon?
Salesman:
Kyun k ye FIRIJ nahi "ALMARI"hai..
========================================
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
========================================
Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement..
========================================
Sohaag raat k baad Shohar bola: Jan! maza aaya?
Wife: Ji, or aap ko......?
Husband: Bohat.
Wife: Apna to record hy, aaj tak koi complain nahi i.
========================================
Ae ALLAH! Un tamam Students ko EXam me kamyab Frma, jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili,
.
Un masoom haatho ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms package ko kbhi zaya n hi hone diya.
.
khudaya un Ankho ko roshni ata karna jo "Net" aur "TV" py beth kar kamzor ho gai hen,
.
Un Gharib bachon ki mdad farma jin ki Girlfriend ne un se rat bhr 2.50 rupe fee ghanta m baat kar kay unhen prhne nahi diya.. (Aameen).
.
Ye SmS tmam Naik mehnti larkon ko frwd karen,
meri nazar main ap bhi naik hai..
========================================
"1 LUND adalat mein gia,
OR
Faryad ki.
Judge Sab!
Men chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,
Thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kr di,
OR
Jab men jawan howa to mujy roz andhy
kunwin my dala
jata hy,jahan garmi or tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta hy.
Wahan Mujy roz ultiyan ati
hen
Or
Mujy bayhoshi ki halat me bahar nikala jata Hy.
Mera kasoor kiya hy?
Judge: Benchod
Tera kasoor ye hy
K
Tu akarta boht hai..
========================================
"colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:
========================================
Kheta hai pal pal tum se ho k dil ye dewana
,',',',
,',',',',
',',('.')>,',
,,' ,_/ \_','Aaj JUMA FRIDAY ka din he Raggar Raggar k nahana.
========================================
1 bache ne kabi apni gand nahi dekhi thi
Ek din Miss ne us k gand pe stick se mara
Us ne ghr pe aa k sheshay me dekha to kaha
Randi ki bachi ne 2 tukre kr diye.
========================================
Judge:
Tum ne bachay ki Bond mari hai, tumhein Saza-e-Mot dee jati hai.
Marassi:
Mola khush rakhay, Paag lagay rehn.
Sarkar assi keri Bond jano e mar diti ae.
========================================
Teacher: Wo konsi Raat Hai Jis Me Asman Girne ka Khatra Nahi Hota
Student:Saturday Night
Teacher:Wo Kese
Student:Us Raat Bohot Si Tangen Upar Hoti Hain. .*
========================================
Boy: pee lon tere Nile-Nile Naino ki Shabnam.
Pee lu tere Gile-Gile Honto se Sargam.
Girl: Aby in dono k beech me Naak b ati hy, Waha se b kuch pee k dekh:
========================================
Oye Pagal larki
Sara din kam me lagi rehti hai
Apni sehat ka b Khayal nahi karti
Le
Ganna choos,
Jaan bana..
) \ \
( (,,,):::::::::::::::o
\ |
========================================
Dor se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja ke dekha to Orange tha
Cheel ke dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b orange tha
Wah bhai wah kya Orang tha;)
========================================
WhAT is SEX?
Sex is like PEPSI
Ye dil mangay aur
Sex is like IODEX
ooh aah ouch
Sex is like Mirinda
Zor ka jhatka
Sex is like 7-Up
Pyas bujaye
Sex is like Coca-cola
Maza zindgi ka
Sex is like Dew
Na kia tu phir kia jia
Sex is like limopani
Kabhi b kahin b
Sex is like BP Lolly
BUS LAGAY RAHO.
========================================
Mana K teri nazar may kuch Bhi nhi hun main.!
..
Meri Qadar un sy poch jin Ky main ny paisy deny hain.!
(',')/
<() Labdy
_/'/_ phirdy ny 0
========================================
Sardar ko SmS aaya k?
"Bhejne wala intelligent hai or Parhne wala gadha
Sardar ne gussay mai msg rply kia k
Bhejne wala gadha hai or parhne wala intelligent.
========================================
Tooba !!
Ye jazz waalon ko kya ho gya hy¿
Baray se poster pe larki ki photo hy
aur
likha hai:
?
?
Lagy raho saari raat'
sirf
60 paisy mein:-
========================================
Ek Pathan ko Foot Bal match ka maheman bana dia gaya use khel k bare mai kuch maloomat nahe thi,!
Khel k khatam hone par us ne Taqreer karte hoe kaha k hamare mulk ko aazad hoe 60 baras ho gaye lekin gurbat nahi gai,
Sare khiladi Ek baal se khel rahe hain.
========================================
1 Zarori Ilaan.
Sony Se Pehly Aur Jagny K bAd Ek Zarori Kam Karain
Taky Ap Sakon Se Rahain.
( ",)
< ),=- - .
LL ;.;.; oofff
========================================
Pathan: Mein tere lye sb chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu
Pathan: ys
Girl: Khana pina
Pathan: Ys
Girl: Dost
Pathan: ys
Girl: naswar
pathan:Jao behan Demag kharab mt kro
========================================
Sardar :Aaj din boht bura guzra.
Darwaza khola kundi hath me.
Nul khola tooti hath me.
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me.
Ab dar rha hun, susu krun k na krun.¿
========================================
Pathan:
Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay.
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya:
What's the cost of that FIRIJ?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichate.
Pathan gusay me:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k main pathan hon?
Salesman:
Kyun k ye FIRIJ nahi "ALMARI"hai..
========================================
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