FUNNNNNNNNY....
1 pathan ko log maar rahe the.
Ek admi ne pucha kyun mar rahe ho?
Log bolay: subah se puch raha hai valentine's day ki namaz kitne bajy hogi.. :
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On Marriage Night.
Husband: Ejazat he
Wife Shrmate hue: G
Husband ne door lock kya
Khirkyan lock ki
Parde daley
Light off ki aur Bed pe agya
Wife ne kaha: koi Faida nahi
Husband Herat se: kyun?
Wife: Koi dekhe yah naa dekhe SHABBIR tu dekhe ga
EXPREES NEWS
Har
SUHAGRAAT Par
NAZAR.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Arz kia hai
.
.
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha
.
Wah wah wah
.
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha.
.
.
Tere msgs nai aarhe kia baat hai bachaa.
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1 Admi K 4 Bachy Thay.
Govt Ne Elan Kia K Jiss K 5 Bachay Honge Use Rs:20000 Mahana Dia Jaye Ga,
Admi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl/Frnd Se B Hai Main Wo Le Aata Hon.
Jb Ghar Aaya To Us K 2 Bachay Kam Thay,
Admi:
2 0r kahan Hain?
BV: Jis K Thay Wo Le Gaya,Tum Ne Akelay To Elaan Nhi Suna..?
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Sindhi : Sir hum ne 1 aisi cheez banayi hai jis se hum dewar k dosri taraf daikh sakte hen.
Angraiz : Wow zabardust. Kiya banaya hai ?
Sindhi:
.
.
Toongro.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>ali.buriro207@gmail.com
03443888256
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Usay pehli baar maine dekha tha...
Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi...
Wo bar bar mujy sir se paon tk dekh rhi thi...
Akhir us ne mjy ishara kia...
Mein moqa dekh k us k pas gya or ahista se poocha
G Farmayen..
Usne sharmaty hue kaha..
"ada salwar ubti pati athai.
(',') Oh Shit
<< ]> Besti Hogae...
/ \hahahahahaha...JEET.K.GEO..H2H.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
: Pthan: English Sekhny 0bama K Pas Gaya
3month Bad Waps Aya T0 Pathan K0 Obama Ka Phone Aya
Pthn:Hi 0bama How r u?
0bama:O Yara Tm English Ko Choro Naswaar Bhejo....
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Larka :
Dil Ruba !
Larki : Balance bhijwa !
Larka : Paise Nahi
Larki : Kaise Nahi
Larka : Mehangayi Hai !
Larki:
Phir Aaj se Tu mera bhai hai !
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
6 Doston ke Suhag raat k Next day,
1st Bola
"Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi hy. Jese marzi use karo"
2nd
"Mere BV 3310 nikli..
36 Saal ka purana Model.."
3rd
"Meri BV N95,
Zara piyar se chalana parta hai"
4th
"Meri BV to Blackberry hy...
Got everything but complicated"
5th
"Meri BV Saali China Mobile hy,
Pehli raat main Behosh ho gae"
6th
"Bechara Rotey hove Bola...
Oy yaro lut gaya,
Barbad ho gaya
Mera set khula hua nikla"
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha
Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,
"Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len"
Jawab mila "wahin dafan kar do"
us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:
"G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa....." :-))
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Wife: Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy Husband: Tum ko kese pata chala? Wife: Kyun K Wo kafi dino se Ezi load k paise nhi mang rahi:-.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nahi hain
''Faraz''
Jo hame chor kar jayega wo INSHALLAH gadha gari hi chalaye ga.
"hurrrrrr chik chik hala thaee.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Hum ne to wafa ki thi par Us ne hi Dil,,,
"TORA MERA"
Phir 1 din Us ne pucha Hamari yaad ati hy Hum ne b likh diya,,,,
"LORA MERA"
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
(Wazifa)
Agr Ap Chahty Hen K Apka Ghar Pak ho jae
Ghar Me
Farishty Aen
Ghar Me
Barkt Ho
Ghar Se
Preshani Khatm ho jae
To?
Plz Ap Ghar
Se Nikal Jaen...
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
: wo to dil.ki aawaz thi
Kamran Akmal teaching ABCD to his son.
A for Akmal,
B for ball,
C for catch,
D for drop.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
MEZBAN: Lassi aap peetay Nahi,
Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,
Roti ka Time Nahi,
Botal ka Mosam Nahi,
Ab batain kia khidmat karen?
MEHMAN: Easyload hi krawa den phir.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki
Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U
LARKI:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji,
rong Number!
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 molvi khutba dety huy:
Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy
unki tangen nazr ati hen,
unki kamr nazr aati hy
un k jism k ubhar waazeh hoty hen
Peche se awaz i
Molvi sb juma parhao, mahol garm na karo.
( '_' )
_/ \_
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Mery Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di FARAZ
Lekin
Meri Taqdeer To Dekho Uska Baap Umpire
Nikla
(',') *No Ball*
/) (---->
_/ \_....
Happy season of cricket world cup 2011.
Cricket we love u...
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe Thay, Afridi Ne Sixer Mara
Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>Ghù£åm Ä£ì
0344==>3888256
ali.buriro207@gmail.com
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>
Saalo ye hoti hai asli dosti..
1 dost ney aadhi raat ko apny dost ko call kar ke Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon..
Dost ne Kaha; "Lun pe char" Main So Raha Hon.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon may barabar kaisay taqseem karain gay
Pathan:
juice bana k :
Teacher shockd
Pathan
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Ek admi ne pucha kyun mar rahe ho?
Log bolay: subah se puch raha hai valentine's day ki namaz kitne bajy hogi.. :
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
On Marriage Night.
Husband: Ejazat he
Wife Shrmate hue: G
Husband ne door lock kya
Khirkyan lock ki
Parde daley
Light off ki aur Bed pe agya
Wife ne kaha: koi Faida nahi
Husband Herat se: kyun?
Wife: Koi dekhe yah naa dekhe SHABBIR tu dekhe ga
EXPREES NEWS
Har
SUHAGRAAT Par
NAZAR.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Arz kia hai
.
.
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha
.
Wah wah wah
.
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha.
.
.
Tere msgs nai aarhe kia baat hai bachaa.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 Admi K 4 Bachy Thay.
Govt Ne Elan Kia K Jiss K 5 Bachay Honge Use Rs:20000 Mahana Dia Jaye Ga,
Admi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl/Frnd Se B Hai Main Wo Le Aata Hon.
Jb Ghar Aaya To Us K 2 Bachay Kam Thay,
Admi:
2 0r kahan Hain?
BV: Jis K Thay Wo Le Gaya,Tum Ne Akelay To Elaan Nhi Suna..?
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Sindhi : Sir hum ne 1 aisi cheez banayi hai jis se hum dewar k dosri taraf daikh sakte hen.
Angraiz : Wow zabardust. Kiya banaya hai ?
Sindhi:
.
.
Toongro.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>ali.buriro207@gmail.com
03443888256
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Usay pehli baar maine dekha tha...
Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi...
Wo bar bar mujy sir se paon tk dekh rhi thi...
Akhir us ne mjy ishara kia...
Mein moqa dekh k us k pas gya or ahista se poocha
G Farmayen..
Usne sharmaty hue kaha..
"ada salwar ubti pati athai.
(',') Oh Shit
<< ]> Besti Hogae...
/ \hahahahahaha...JEET.K.GEO..H2H.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
: Pthan: English Sekhny 0bama K Pas Gaya
3month Bad Waps Aya T0 Pathan K0 Obama Ka Phone Aya
Pthn:Hi 0bama How r u?
0bama:O Yara Tm English Ko Choro Naswaar Bhejo....
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Larka :
Dil Ruba !
Larki : Balance bhijwa !
Larka : Paise Nahi
Larki : Kaise Nahi
Larka : Mehangayi Hai !
Larki:
Phir Aaj se Tu mera bhai hai !
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
6 Doston ke Suhag raat k Next day,
1st Bola
"Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi hy. Jese marzi use karo"
2nd
"Mere BV 3310 nikli..
36 Saal ka purana Model.."
3rd
"Meri BV N95,
Zara piyar se chalana parta hai"
4th
"Meri BV to Blackberry hy...
Got everything but complicated"
5th
"Meri BV Saali China Mobile hy,
Pehli raat main Behosh ho gae"
6th
"Bechara Rotey hove Bola...
Oy yaro lut gaya,
Barbad ho gaya
Mera set khula hua nikla"
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha
Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,
"Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len"
Jawab mila "wahin dafan kar do"
us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:
"G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa....." :-))
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Wife: Mere khyal me hmari beti ko ksi se Pyar ho gya hy Husband: Tum ko kese pata chala? Wife: Kyun K Wo kafi dino se Ezi load k paise nhi mang rahi:-.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Hum kisi ki dosti k muntazar nahi hain
''Faraz''
Jo hame chor kar jayega wo INSHALLAH gadha gari hi chalaye ga.
"hurrrrrr chik chik hala thaee.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Hum ne to wafa ki thi par Us ne hi Dil,,,
"TORA MERA"
Phir 1 din Us ne pucha Hamari yaad ati hy Hum ne b likh diya,,,,
"LORA MERA"
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
(Wazifa)
Agr Ap Chahty Hen K Apka Ghar Pak ho jae
Ghar Me
Farishty Aen
Ghar Me
Barkt Ho
Ghar Se
Preshani Khatm ho jae
To?
Plz Ap Ghar
Se Nikal Jaen...
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
: wo to dil.ki aawaz thi
Kamran Akmal teaching ABCD to his son.
A for Akmal,
B for ball,
C for catch,
D for drop.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
MEZBAN: Lassi aap peetay Nahi,
Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,
Roti ka Time Nahi,
Botal ka Mosam Nahi,
Ab batain kia khidmat karen?
MEHMAN: Easyload hi krawa den phir.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki
Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U
LARKI:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji,
rong Number!
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
1 molvi khutba dety huy:
Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain,
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy
unki tangen nazr ati hen,
unki kamr nazr aati hy
un k jism k ubhar waazeh hoty hen
Peche se awaz i
Molvi sb juma parhao, mahol garm na karo.
( '_' )
_/ \_
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
Mery Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di FARAZ
Lekin
Meri Taqdeer To Dekho Uska Baap Umpire
Nikla
(',') *No Ball*
/) (---->
_/ \_....
Happy season of cricket world cup 2011.
Cricket we love u...
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe Thay, Afridi Ne Sixer Mara
Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>Ghù£åm Ä£ì
0344==>3888256
ali.buriro207@gmail.com
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>
Saalo ye hoti hai asli dosti..
1 dost ney aadhi raat ko apny dost ko call kar ke Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon..
Dost ne Kaha; "Lun pe char" Main So Raha Hon.
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>
MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon may barabar kaisay taqseem karain gay
Pathan:
juice bana k :
Teacher shockd
Pathan
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>=<>
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