FUNNNY..


Pyar Karna Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,,

"=AeY DoST="

Garmiyan Aa Gaye Hain Chup Kr K Kulfiaan Vachya Kar..:-D

(' -')ah
<)(>Kulfii
// Khoy
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3 Kuty 1 Kutia Ko Buri Tarah Chod Rahe Thy

Pass 1 LARKI Khari Thi Wo Hasny Lagi

Kisi Ne Pucha

Kya Hua?

LARKI:

Kch Nhi Bs
University K Din Yad AgAye
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Girl: Is Dress Ki Kya Price Hy?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.

Girl: Or Us Dress Ki?

Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss...

Girl : 2no Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Meri DADI Dengi..
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2 sexy girls ne nangey ho k bank lota.
Ghar aa kr 1 boli: agr koi hamein pehchan ly to?

2nd:Fikr ni kro Ye PAKISTAN hy kisi ne bi hmari Shkal ni dekhi ho ge.
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Pathan:
Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai?

Salesman:
Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai?

Salesman:
Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay.

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya:
What's the cost of that FIRIJ?

Salesman:
Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichate.

Pathan gusay me:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k main pathan hon?

Salesman:
Kyun k ye FIRIJ nahi "ALMARI" hai..
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Aik bacha
SchooL bus mien
Driver k peechey
betha
Khood say baaten ker raha tha

Ager meri Maa Hathni
Aor baap hathi hota
To main aik
chota hathi hota

ha ha ha..

Ager Maa chirhya
Aor baap
chirha hota
To main aik
Chirha hota

ha ha ha..

Ager Maa sherni
Aor baap
sher hota
To main
chota sher hota

ha ha ha

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya:
Aur bola

Ager teri Maa kameeni
Aur baap Kanjjer hota
To Too kiya hota ?

BACHA:
Phir main
Bus driver hota:
Ha ha ha :-
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Ek sindhi mulzim ko Judge ne saza-e-mot sunane k baad pucha: Tumhari aakhri khuwahish kya hai?

Sindhi: "Mukhe ijazat diyo ta ma Pahinje Waqeel khe jahaan"
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Girl: Tm Mujhy Nanga Daikh Kr Q Bhagy?

Boy: Ammi Ne Kaha thaa K Nangi Larki Dekhney Se Insan Pathar Ka Hojata Hy Aur Mera 1 Hissa Sakht Hona Shuro Hogya Tha.
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Pathan full nashey main Girl friend k sath Cinema hall main baitha tha..

Romance kartay huay achanak zor zor se cheekhnay laga:
Mera Lora kaha hai?
Mera Lora kaha hai?

Girl friend:
Chup kar bhosri k, tera haath meri shalwar main hai...!
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Bv..ap ne pichle saal eid per mujeh lohay ka palang banwa k dia tha..es sal kia irada hy.....
shohar : Es saal bed main karant chorne ka irada hy..... B-)
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A boy2 Shopkeeper Ek Black Color ka Condom dena Shopkeeper: Black he Kyun ? Boy: wo girl friend ka husband mar gya hai taziyat krne jana ha
Hahaha...
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Ladies k personalty un k BRAZIER SIZE sy jani jate hy

32:Masum
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Joshelee
40:Bhoki
42:Shokeen
44:Bahdur
46;Pagal
48:FOOTBALL WALI ANTY:
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XXX News.

Bhosri Chok par 1 Choot ne khud-kush hamla kar diya
10 Lun halaak,
14 chootein zakhmi,
40 mummay phat gaye

Police ne 19 Tattay pakr liye or 1 Lun farar,
aik Lun sms parh raha hai
Or hanstay huye soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd kron...!

GEO News
Lun utha k Geo
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Aayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya JAlane k Lye

Ghor Kijye

Ayi Thi Mri Qabr Pe Diya Jalane k Lye


Rakha Hua Tael B Le Gayi,Suhag Raat Manane k Liye.
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Chand Chup Gya
SuraJ Ki Roshni
Aam HoGai
Munni,SheeLa
Veena K Bad
Ab
"W.INDIES ki bating
Badnam Hogai"
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<))
>>
W.I Badnam Hua
Pakistan Tery Lye.
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"WESTINDIS" Kiya Janey,
"PAKISTANI TEAM" K Bare Main,
::: F A R Å Z :::

Hum Khud Nahi Jantey "PAKISTAN" Kab Kiya Kar Jaye ..?
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Larka:
Larki se:jani main ap k liy kuch b kr skta hon.
Larki:kuch b?
Larka:Han kuch b.
Larki:Acha tu Aisa kro k sms parhne wale ki gand maRdo .
Larka= OK!

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Maaf krna dost AASHIQ MAJBOOR Ha .
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