FUNNNY...

Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hy?

Sharmate hue larki boli-

Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNAY K KHET me jate hy...
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Gabbar singh:

Are O Saamba ye kon log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete...?
Saamba:
Sardar yeh woh log hain jo miss call k baad bhi balance check kartay hain.:-)
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Jigar Ki Garmi

Masany Ki Garmi
Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj,

Qarshi Ki
Thanda
Krny Wali
Arshi

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Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhy...
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Dear Customr,
"WAPDA"
Laya Ab Naya Packeg,

"5 Ka 55"

Yani hr Ghanta 5 mint Light jalane
Pr 55 mint
"Loadsheding"
Bilkul Free,

Faaidy=

1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat,

2- TV na dekne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat,

3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne! se jannat me jane k ziyada imkan,

4- Bijli ane par shukar karne par ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon me shamoliyat,

Ye Offer Hamesha Ky Liye He,

("WAPDA")
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1 sardar k ghar dost aya to sardar bola:
Kya piyo ge tea ya bottle?

Dost:Bottle

Sardar: pepsi ya fanta?
Dost: pepsi

Sardar:glass me ya bottle me?

Dost:glass me

Sardar: sheeshay ka ya plastic ka?
Dost: sheeshay ka

Sardar: design wala ya saada?

Dost: design wala

Sardar:flower wala ya btrfly?
Dost:flower

Sardar:gulab ya chameli?

Dost: gulab
Sardar: red wala ya white?

Dost: red
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Sardar: Sorry yar woh to nhi hai...$
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10 Pathan Aur 1 Sindhi Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latkay Huye Thay

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Koodna Hoga,

Sindhi Ne Kaha Ke Rassi Ko Chhorne Ki Qurbani Me Deta Hoon,
Taaliyan....

Ye Sun Kar Sare Pathan Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur Neeche Gir Gaye.

Ha Ha Ha Ha...:-)
Geo sindhi geo!
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Panjabi: Mery 10 betay 9 ne MBA kea huwa hy or 1 Chor hy. Frend:jo choriyan krta hy ose ghar se nikalty Q Nae ho?Panjabi:1 wohi to kamata he.
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Indian Sikh mar gia
Bv rotey huey: Vay tu othey tur gia ain
jithe diya na batti
jithe tail na mirchi
jithe aata na roti
Son:Amma Abba Pakistan ty nai tur gia
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