FUNNNNNY

Memon Ghalti say 5 Rs ka sikka kha gaya.
Roz Bathroom ja kar Zor lagata par sikka na Nikla.
Kaafi Din k baad sikka bahir aa gaya.
BiWi:
Aaj Bohat Khush Lag Rahay Ho?
Memon:
Haan... Kaafi Arsay Say Aik Payment Phansi Hui Thi, Aaj Mili Hay!!
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Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary ghar wo aai thi

Faraz


Ammi boli..
ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa...
/('.')
)( / Dekh Yaar
/ / Ammi b na...
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Daaku: memon k ghar gus giya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he?

Memon: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he, kahin b so jao Hamen jgaane ki kia zarurat the...
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Straight Insult:
HUSBAND: Yeh kaisa khana banaya hai tum ne bilkul gobar jaisa.
WIFE : ya Allah is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai.
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Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dakh ...
Qayamat hy qayamat....
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Nadra officer to Molvi:
Ur Name?
Molvi: Noor Ahamd
Officer: Sex?
Molvi: Yes daily
Officer: No No, I mean male ya female?
Molvi: jeko hath charhyo!
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Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

=Dosto=

Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLANA ki baaton me aa k delete Kar diya.
<('-')
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//, ab kia hoga.
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Ye sangdilo ki dunia he
yahan sambhal k chalna D0st

Yahan log chlte phrte ungli dy kr bhag jate hen
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/\\ (.'')
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O teri. to
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Girl:
Hil hil ke doon gi,
200 rupay loon gi.

Boy:
100 rupay doon ga,
Hil khud loon ga.

Girl:
Hath se hila ley,
100 bhi bacha ley.
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Shadi Sy Phly Ka
PYAR:
"Janu Tm Nhi
To Me Nhi
Or Me Nhi
To Tm Nhi"



Or,,,



Shadi K Bad Ka
PYAR:


,


,


,


,


"kanjara"
Aj Tu Nhi
Ya Me Nhi"
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1st Dost: Tu kia kre ga agr main marr jaon ga?
2nd Dost: Mazaq main bola main to bohat khush ho jaon ga.
Next day 2nd dost ko pata chla k dost marr gya hai or 1 letter chhor gya hai. Us pe likha tha, "Jaan b koi cheez thi teri khushi se barh kr."

Dedicated to my lovely friendS
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LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha "Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?

yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di mgr aapka naam nahi btaya.
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2 hejray College se wapis ja rahay thay.

Achanak 1 gir giya aur zor zor se rone laga

Doosra tasali dete huwe bola

Uth, Abdul-Fouzia,
Mard ban, meri Behan
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Girl Haji say:

wo kiya hay jo cow k paas 4 or mairay paas 2 hain?

Haji: legs.

Girl: wo kiya hay jo tumhari pent main hay or meri shalwar main nahi?

Haji: paisay.

Girl: wo kiya hay jo loog din main karnay k bajaey raat ko bistar par kartay hain?

Haji: aaram.

Girl: wo kiya hay jo Larki pehli dafa karwatay huvay pain ki wajah say roti hay?

Haji: kaan mein chaid.

ap bi apni zehen Haji ki tarha saf rakhain.
HaJi sab zinda bad
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Pthan pizza leney ek ßakery py gya

Bakery wala:
"sir pizza k 4 piece krny hn ya 8?"

Pthan:
"4 kr dyo.
Pta nhi 8 khae b jaenge ya nhi.
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Pathan: Gehri soch me tha

Wife: kya soch rhe ho?

Pathan: Ye GEO NEWS walon ko kese pta chal jata ha?

Wife: kya?

Pathan: yehi k, App dekh rahe hein GEO news.
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Sardar 1 ghar k nichay
khara"su-su" kar raha tha,
Upar say 1 Lady boli..nazr nai a raha,diwaar hai?
Sardar:thora side say ho k dekho, nazar aa jaye ga;-)
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