1 Day Ago By GAB From Mobile share:
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M¡tt¡ Mer¡ Qabar S¡ Chura Raha H¡ Ko¡.
Mar Kar Bh¡ Yaad Aa Raha H¡ Ko¡.
A KHUDA Ek Pal Ke Z¡Ndge Or D¡ Mujh¡.
Udaas Mer¡ Qabr S¡ Ja Raha H¡ Ko¡..
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~*MIND BLOWING POETRY*~
*Heart Touching*
Muhabbat k safar ma koi bhi rasta nahe deta,
Zameen waqif nahe banti falak saya nahe deta,
Khushi aur dukh k mausam sab k apne apne hote hain,
Kisi ko apne hisse ka koi lamha nahe deta,
Udaasi jis k dil main ho usi ki neend urti ha,
Kisi ko apni Aankhon se koi sapna nahe deta,
Uthana khud hi parta ha thaka toota badan apna,
K jab tak saans chalti ha koi kandha nahe deta.
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Baat pe Baat sunaty hein "DADO" Waly,
Hr waqt Hansty or Hansaty heIn "DADO" waly,
Lakh Bury Sahi Lekin 1 Baat Achhi Hy un Mein,
Marty Dam Tak Sath Nibhaty Hein "DADO" waly .
WAFA dhoodny niklo to aa jana hamary shaher "DADO" mein,
KYUN k wafauon mein bohat aage nikal jate hein "DADO" Waly.
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District Badin sindh me "Peace Heart Hospital" ne kaam shuru kardia.
Pakistan ki pheli Hospital jis me"DIL ME SURAKH" wale Bachon ka Elaaj"FREE"kiya jayega. Rabita fone No
0297.861504
0297.861505
Plz 4wrd it.
Aapka aik sms kisi bachy ki zindagi bacha sakta hai.... @(aik sms...)
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Na Bijli Na Paani
Pir B Dil hy Pakistani!
Advance
23march MUBARAK
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1Frnd ne sher ko dekha to1 drakht pe char gya
2sra zmin pe late gya or sans rok li
Sher pas aya or bola
Na Putar na
yahn zubaida apa k totke nai chalte.
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0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Pathan:
Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay.
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya:
What's the cost of that FIRIJ?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichate.
Pathan gusay me:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k main pathan hon?
Salesman:
Kyun k ye FIRIJ nahi "ALMARI" hai..
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0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Sardar :Aaj din boht bura guzra.
Darwaza khola kundi hath me.
Nul khola tooti hath me.
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me.
Ab dar rha hun, susu krun k na krun.¿
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0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Pathan: Mein tere lye sb chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu
Pathan: ys
Girl: Khana pina
Pathan: Ys
Girl: Dost
Pathan: ys
Girl: naswar
pathan:Jao behan Demag kharab mt kro
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1 Zarori Ilaan.
Sony Se Pehly Aur Jagny K bAd Ek Zarori Kam Karain
Taky Ap Sakon Se Rahain.
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< ),=- - .
LL ;.;.; oofff
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Ek Pathan ko Foot Bal match ka maheman bana dia gaya use khel k bare mai kuch maloomat nahe thi,!
Khel k khatam hone par us ne Taqreer karte hoe kaha k hamare mulk ko aazad hoe 60 baras ho gaye lekin gurbat nahi gai,
Sare khiladi Ek baal se khel rahe hain.
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Tooba !!
Ye jazz waalon ko kya ho gya hy¿
Baray se poster pe larki ki photo hy
aur
likha hai:
?
?
Lagy raho saari raat'
sirf
60 paisy mein:-
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Sardar ko SmS aaya k?
"Bhejne wala intelligent hai or Parhne wala gadha
Sardar ne gussay mai msg rply kia k
Bhejne wala gadha hai or parhne wala intelligent.
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0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Mana K teri nazar may kuch Bhi nhi hun main.!
..
Meri Qadar un sy poch jin Ky main ny paisy deny hain.!
(',')/
<() Labdy
_/'/_ phirdy ny 0
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0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
WhAT is SEX?
Sex is like PEPSI
Ye dil mangay aur
Sex is like IODEX
ooh aah ouch
Sex is like Mirinda
Zor ka jhatka
Sex is like 7-Up
Pyas bujaye
Sex is like Coca-cola
Maza zindgi ka
Sex is like Dew
Na kia tu phir kia jia
Sex is like limopani
Kabhi b kahin b
Sex is like BP Lolly
BUS LAGAY RAHO.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
|.____________|
M¡tt¡ Mer¡ Qabar S¡ Chura Raha H¡ Ko¡.
Mar Kar Bh¡ Yaad Aa Raha H¡ Ko¡.
A KHUDA Ek Pal Ke Z¡Ndge Or D¡ Mujh¡.
Udaas Mer¡ Qabr S¡ Ja Raha H¡ Ko¡..
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
~*MIND BLOWING POETRY*~
*Heart Touching*
Muhabbat k safar ma koi bhi rasta nahe deta,
Zameen waqif nahe banti falak saya nahe deta,
Khushi aur dukh k mausam sab k apne apne hote hain,
Kisi ko apne hisse ka koi lamha nahe deta,
Udaasi jis k dil main ho usi ki neend urti ha,
Kisi ko apni Aankhon se koi sapna nahe deta,
Uthana khud hi parta ha thaka toota badan apna,
K jab tak saans chalti ha koi kandha nahe deta.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Baat pe Baat sunaty hein "DADO" Waly,
Hr waqt Hansty or Hansaty heIn "DADO" waly,
Lakh Bury Sahi Lekin 1 Baat Achhi Hy un Mein,
Marty Dam Tak Sath Nibhaty Hein "DADO" waly .
WAFA dhoodny niklo to aa jana hamary shaher "DADO" mein,
KYUN k wafauon mein bohat aage nikal jate hein "DADO" Waly.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
District Badin sindh me "Peace Heart Hospital" ne kaam shuru kardia.
Pakistan ki pheli Hospital jis me"DIL ME SURAKH" wale Bachon ka Elaaj"FREE"kiya jayega. Rabita fone No
0297.861504
0297.861505
Plz 4wrd it.
Aapka aik sms kisi bachy ki zindagi bacha sakta hai.... @(aik sms...)
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
|=--..__..-=-._.
| ! ;
| ! (* ;
|=--!.__..-=-._;
|
|
Na Bijli Na Paani
Pir B Dil hy Pakistani!
Advance
23march MUBARAK
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
1Frnd ne sher ko dekha to1 drakht pe char gya
2sra zmin pe late gya or sans rok li
Sher pas aya or bola
Na Putar na
yahn zubaida apa k totke nai chalte.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Pathan:
Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay.
After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya:
What's the cost of that FIRIJ?
Salesman:
Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichate.
Pathan gusay me:
Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k main pathan hon?
Salesman:
Kyun k ye FIRIJ nahi "ALMARI" hai..
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Sardar :Aaj din boht bura guzra.
Darwaza khola kundi hath me.
Nul khola tooti hath me.
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me.
Ab dar rha hun, susu krun k na krun.¿
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Pathan: Mein tere lye sb chor dunga
Girl: Ami Abu
Pathan: ys
Girl: Khana pina
Pathan: Ys
Girl: Dost
Pathan: ys
Girl: naswar
pathan:Jao behan Demag kharab mt kro
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
1 Zarori Ilaan.
Sony Se Pehly Aur Jagny K bAd Ek Zarori Kam Karain
Taky Ap Sakon Se Rahain.
( ",)
< ),=- - .
LL ;.;.; oofff
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Ek Pathan ko Foot Bal match ka maheman bana dia gaya use khel k bare mai kuch maloomat nahe thi,!
Khel k khatam hone par us ne Taqreer karte hoe kaha k hamare mulk ko aazad hoe 60 baras ho gaye lekin gurbat nahi gai,
Sare khiladi Ek baal se khel rahe hain.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Tooba !!
Ye jazz waalon ko kya ho gya hy¿
Baray se poster pe larki ki photo hy
aur
likha hai:
?
?
Lagy raho saari raat'
sirf
60 paisy mein:-
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Sardar ko SmS aaya k?
"Bhejne wala intelligent hai or Parhne wala gadha
Sardar ne gussay mai msg rply kia k
Bhejne wala gadha hai or parhne wala intelligent.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
Mana K teri nazar may kuch Bhi nhi hun main.!
..
Meri Qadar un sy poch jin Ky main ny paisy deny hain.!
(',')/
<() Labdy
_/'/_ phirdy ny 0
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
WhAT is SEX?
Sex is like PEPSI
Ye dil mangay aur
Sex is like IODEX
ooh aah ouch
Sex is like Mirinda
Zor ka jhatka
Sex is like 7-Up
Pyas bujaye
Sex is like Coca-cola
Maza zindgi ka
Sex is like Dew
Na kia tu phir kia jia
Sex is like limopani
Kabhi b kahin b
Sex is like BP Lolly
BUS LAGAY RAHO.
¤*~*ÜdÃÂ$*~*¤
0344(*=¤*)3888(*=¤*)256
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