Dard Dilon Ke Kam Ho Jate!!!

Memon Ghalti say 5 Rs ka sikka kha gaya. Roz Bathroom ja kar Zor lagata par sikka na Nikla. Kaafi Din k baad sikka bahir aa gaya. BiWi: Aaj Bohat Khush Lag Rahay Ho? Memon: Haan... Kaafi Arsay Say Aik Payment Phansi Hui Thi, Aaj Mili Hay!! =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary ghar wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa... /('.') )( / Dekh Yaar / / Ammi b na... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Daaku: memon k ghar gus giya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he? Memon: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he, kahin b so jao Hamen jgaane ki kia zarurat the... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Straight Insult: HUSBAND: Yeh kaisa khana banaya hai tum ne bilkul gobar jaisa. WIFE : ya Allah is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai. =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, "Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful" Student: "jani !!! Bacchi to dakh ... Qayamat hy qayamat.... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Nadra officer to Molvi: Ur ...

Pyar Karna Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,, "=AeY DoST=" Garmiyan Aa Gaye Hain Chup Kr K Kulfiaan Vachya Kar..:-D (' -')ah Kulfii // Khoy *= =*wali a... =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ 3 Kuty 1 Kutia Ko Buri Tarah Chod Rahe Thy Pass 1 LARKI Khari Thi Wo Hasny Lagi Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? LARKI: Kch Nhi Bs University K Din Yad AgAye =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ Girl: Is Dress Ki Kya Price Hy? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss. Girl: Or Us Dress Ki? Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss... Girl : 2no Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Meri DADI Dengi.. =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ 2 sexy girls ne nangey ho k bank lota. Ghar aa kr 1 boli: agr koi hamein pehchan ly to? 2nd:Fikr ni kro Ye PAKISTAN hy kisi ne bi hmari Shkal ni dekhi ho ge. =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ Pathan: Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai? Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte. Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai? Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay. After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What's the cost of that FIRIJ? Salesman: Hum ...

~sunehri baat~ "Ansuon ka jari na hona Dil ki sakhti ki wja sy hy" "Dil ki sakhti Gnahon ki ksrat ki wja sy hy" "Gnahon ki kasrt Mout ko Bhlany ki wja sy hy" "Mout sy Gaflt Lmbi umedon ki wja sy hy" "Lmbi umeden Dnya sy Mohabt ki wja sy hain" "Dunya ki Mohabt hr Gunha ki Jarr hy"

Teacher, Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hy? Sharmate hue larki boli- Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me, Aur gaon k log GANNAY K KHET me jate hy... => Gabbar singh: Are O Saamba ye kon log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete...? Saamba: Sardar yeh woh log hain jo miss call k baad bhi balance check kartay hain.:-) => Jigar Ki Garmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny Wali Arshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) ( . )\ \ ) . ( / ( v ) \ | / Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhy... => Dear Customr, "WAPDA" Laya Ab Naya Packeg, "5 Ka 55" Yani hr Ghanta 5 mint Light jalane Pr 55 mint "Loadsheding" Bilkul Free, Faaidy= 1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat, 2- TV na dekne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat, 3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne! se jannat me jane k ziyada imkan, 4- Bijli ane par shukar karne par ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon me shamoliyat...

Ab is morh pe aa kr palat jana nhi mumkin K mar jana to aasan he mukar jana nhi mumkin Tere kochy me aata hun to lgta he k zinda hun Tujhe dekhy bina G lon suno jaana! nhi mumkin Tu chalti he to lgta he sitary raqs krty hen Mere is dil ki halat ko smj pana nhi mumkin Meri ankho ki chilman me basy kuch khwab hen tere K in ankhon k khwabon ka bikhar jana nhi mumkin Tera hi zikr hota he teri hi yad ati he Siwa is k kisi ka zindgi me aana nhi mumkin.

Bikhri bikhri shamon mai sehmi sehmi raaton mai tanha tanha lamhon mai gumsum gumsum baaton mai kuch guzra zmana yad aya aj gosha-e- tanhai mai ik shakhs purana yad aya kagaz ki tahriron mai dhundli c tasviron mai ik chehra anjana yad aya wo parhna ose kitabon mai or dhundna ose khwabon mai, ose panay ki is koshish mai, mari nend ka jana yad aya, aj gosha-e- tanhai main, ik shakhs purana yad aya.....!!

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Maangi Meri Sanson Ne Har Pal Uski KHUSHI Maangi Jane Kya DILLAGI Thi Us INSAN Se K Maine Akhri KHWAISH Me B Uski Wafa Mangi..