Dard Dilon Ke Kam Ho Jate!!!

By SmS Sharing (Larki ko parpoz krne ka treqa Use smandr pr le jao,kashti mein bithao phir kashti ko smandr k darmian me le jao aur kaho ''Mjh se shadi kr'' wrna...neche utr .. Hahaha

Thand ka mosam hai Or nazla to hota hai to usko zaya na karo Vaseline bana k lips pe mal lo, Kifayat ßhi bachat ß Zubaida appa k limited bedget totke

Balance muft recharge karny ka tariqa , , , , , , , , Abhi tak ejaad nahi huwa. *Lalchi Insano* sudhar jao.

Imandaari ki misaal: Ek Larki ka gang-rape ho raha tha wo chilla chilla kar bol rahi thi: Kamino,Kutto koi condom lagalo nahi to sub ko Aids ho jaye ga.

Traffic Police WALi Ne Suhag Raat K Baad Husband Se Rs.800 Ka Jurmana Manga Husband Kis Liye Wife 100 OVER_SPEED K 300 WRONG SiDE K or 400 BiNA HELMET K.

Father Ek zamaana tha jab mein Rs. 10 mein Doodh pi k aata tha Son Ab yeh possible nahi Dad ab to 10 mein dikhati bhi nahi hai.

Girl: janu, tum ne mujh mein kiya dekh k mujh se piyar kiya ? smart ans : Boy: Sub kuch dekhnay k liye to piyar kiya hai, pagli.

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao "Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon" Student: sorry miss. Teri meri meri teri prem kahani hy mushkil, 2 lafzon main ye bayan na ho paye.

Pathan - me thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar - hatt !! Pagal! Msg kar k puch leta. > Pathan -yr Sorry dimag me nhi aya ;-)

Insaan Ko Sub Se Bara ShoCk Kab LagTa Hai? . . . . Socho . . . . Socho . . . . . . . . Jab Use PaTa Lagta Hai K Wo Bina Package K Sms Kar Raha hai.

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid mein giya or awaz di: . Ap mein koi Sacha Muslman hai? . . . 1 buzurg bolay: . Main hoon. . . Admi buzurg ko bahir le gia or un k qadmo'n mein Bakra zibah kia. . . Phir Msjid mein giya, talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, Wo . Bola: . Or koi Sacha Muslman hai ? . . Awaz aayi: . Molvi sahib hain. . . Molvi ghussay se bola: . Bakwaas kar reya ay . . Mai tay speaker thek karan aya c,

Police ne 1 Sharabi ko pakra. Phir 1 Gadhay ke agay Pani or Sharab ki Balti rakhi. Gadha Pani Pi gya. Police ne Sharabi se poocha: Tu ne is se kia seekha? Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Peeta wo Gadha hota hai.

Teacher: Btao k fast, faster , fastest forms ko punjabi mai kesay kahey gen? Student: nass, taiz nass, nass teri pen nu... ;-nass Ghulam Ali 03458800783

Memon Ghalti say 5 Rs ka sikka kha gaya. Roz Bathroom ja kar Zor lagata par sikka na Nikla. Kaafi Din k baad sikka bahir aa gaya. BiWi: Aaj Bohat Khush Lag Rahay Ho? Memon: Haan... Kaafi Arsay Say Aik Payment Phansi Hui Thi, Aaj Mili Hay!! =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary ghar wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa... /('.') )( / Dekh Yaar / / Ammi b na... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Daaku: memon k ghar gus giya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he? Memon: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he, kahin b so jao Hamen jgaane ki kia zarurat the... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Straight Insult: HUSBAND: Yeh kaisa khana banaya hai tum ne bilkul gobar jaisa. WIFE : ya Allah is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai. =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, "Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful" Student: "jani !!! Bacchi to dakh ... Qayamat hy qayamat.... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Nadra officer to Molvi: Ur ...

Pyar Karna Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,, "=AeY DoST=" Garmiyan Aa Gaye Hain Chup Kr K Kulfiaan Vachya Kar..:-D (' -')ah Kulfii // Khoy *= =*wali a... =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ 3 Kuty 1 Kutia Ko Buri Tarah Chod Rahe Thy Pass 1 LARKI Khari Thi Wo Hasny Lagi Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? LARKI: Kch Nhi Bs University K Din Yad AgAye =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ Girl: Is Dress Ki Kya Price Hy? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss. Girl: Or Us Dress Ki? Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss... Girl : 2no Dress Pack Kar Do, Bill Meri DADI Dengi.. =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ 2 sexy girls ne nangey ho k bank lota. Ghar aa kr 1 boli: agr koi hamein pehchan ly to? 2nd:Fikr ni kro Ye PAKISTAN hy kisi ne bi hmari Shkal ni dekhi ho ge. =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ =¤ Pathan: Ye FIRIJ kitne ka hai? Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichte. Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai? Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezein nahi baichatay. After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What's the cost of that FIRIJ? Salesman: Hum ...

Teacher, Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hy? Sharmate hue larki boli- Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me, Aur gaon k log GANNAY K KHET me jate hy... => Gabbar singh: Are O Saamba ye kon log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete...? Saamba: Sardar yeh woh log hain jo miss call k baad bhi balance check kartay hain.:-) => Jigar Ki Garmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny Wali Arshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) ( . )\ \ ) . ( / ( v ) \ | / Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhy... => Dear Customr, "WAPDA" Laya Ab Naya Packeg, "5 Ka 55" Yani hr Ghanta 5 mint Light jalane Pr 55 mint "Loadsheding" Bilkul Free, Faaidy= 1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat, 2- TV na dekne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat, 3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne! se jannat me jane k ziyada imkan, 4- Bijli ane par shukar karne par ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon me shamoliyat...

Teacher asked all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! ======================================== Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way. Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement.. ======================================== Sohaag raat k baad Shohar bola: Jan! maza aaya? Wife: Ji, or aap ko......? Husband: Bohat. Wife: Apna to record hy, aaj tak koi complain nahi i. ======================================== Ae ALLAH! Un tamam Students ko EXam me kamyab Frma, jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili, . Un masoom haatho ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms package ko kbhi zaya n hi hone diya. . khudaya un Ankho ko roshni ata karna jo "Net" aur "TV" py beth kar kamzor ho gai hen, . Un Gharib bachon ki mdad farma jin ki Girlfriend ne un se rat bhr 2.50 rupe fee ghanta m baat kar ka...

Wo Bhi Kiya DIN Hova Karty Thy, Jab Log DEWANON Ki Tarha Aap Ko KISS Py KISS Kiya Karty Thy, Par Thi Ap Ki QISMAT Kharab, Us Waqt Ap 1 SAAL K Hova Karte thy.

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urRaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga, bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga ! Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai, bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye! Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat, aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat ! Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab, Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab ! In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna, Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna! Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai! Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay, Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay...!

1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia Larki ne khud'kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar wahan 1 larkay ne darya me kood kr uski jaan bacha li Mgar logon ne un 2no ko dekh lia or ghalt ilzam lganay shuru kr diye Larka bhag gaya or logon ne larki ko gaon se nikaal dia. . Ab wo larki gali gali ye awaz lagati phirti hy . "MUNNi BADNAAM HUi DARLiNG TERE LiYE".,