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Memon Ghalti say 5 Rs ka sikka kha gaya. Roz Bathroom ja kar Zor lagata par sikka na Nikla. Kaafi Din k baad sikka bahir aa gaya. BiWi: Aaj Bohat Khush Lag Rahay Ho? Memon: Haan... Kaafi Arsay Say Aik Payment Phansi Hui Thi, Aaj Mili Hay!! =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary ghar wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa... /('.') )( / Dekh Yaar / / Ammi b na... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Daaku: memon k ghar gus giya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan he? Memon: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar he, kahin b so jao Hamen jgaane ki kia zarurat the... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Straight Insult: HUSBAND: Yeh kaisa khana banaya hai tum ne bilkul gobar jaisa. WIFE : ya Allah is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai. =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Teacher: urdu mein translate karo, "Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful" Student: "jani !!! Bacchi to dakh ... Qayamat hy qayamat.... =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ =*¤ Nadra officer to Molvi: Ur ...