Dard Dilon Ke Kam Ho Jate!!!

Teacher, Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hy? Sharmate hue larki boli- Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me, Aur gaon k log GANNAY K KHET me jate hy... => Gabbar singh: Are O Saamba ye kon log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete...? Saamba: Sardar yeh woh log hain jo miss call k baad bhi balance check kartay hain.:-) => Jigar Ki Garmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny Wali Arshi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (((~_~))) ))) ((( /( . ) ( . )\ \ ) . ( / ( v ) \ | / Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhy... => Dear Customr, "WAPDA" Laya Ab Naya Packeg, "5 Ka 55" Yani hr Ghanta 5 mint Light jalane Pr 55 mint "Loadsheding" Bilkul Free, Faaidy= 1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat, 2- TV na dekne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat, 3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne! se jannat me jane k ziyada imkan, 4- Bijli ane par shukar karne par ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon me shamoliyat...

Ab is morh pe aa kr palat jana nhi mumkin K mar jana to aasan he mukar jana nhi mumkin Tere kochy me aata hun to lgta he k zinda hun Tujhe dekhy bina G lon suno jaana! nhi mumkin Tu chalti he to lgta he sitary raqs krty hen Mere is dil ki halat ko smj pana nhi mumkin Meri ankho ki chilman me basy kuch khwab hen tere K in ankhon k khwabon ka bikhar jana nhi mumkin Tera hi zikr hota he teri hi yad ati he Siwa is k kisi ka zindgi me aana nhi mumkin.

Bikhri bikhri shamon mai sehmi sehmi raaton mai tanha tanha lamhon mai gumsum gumsum baaton mai kuch guzra zmana yad aya aj gosha-e- tanhai mai ik shakhs purana yad aya kagaz ki tahriron mai dhundli c tasviron mai ik chehra anjana yad aya wo parhna ose kitabon mai or dhundna ose khwabon mai, ose panay ki is koshish mai, mari nend ka jana yad aya, aj gosha-e- tanhai main, ik shakhs purana yad aya.....!!

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Maangi Meri Sanson Ne Har Pal Uski KHUSHI Maangi Jane Kya DILLAGI Thi Us INSAN Se K Maine Akhri KHWAISH Me B Uski Wafa Mangi..

"TANHA" rehna seekh raha hon, Mar k jeena seekh raha hon, Maang k pana seekh liya hai, Pa k khona seekh raha hon, Sabr ko apni raah bana kr, Kanch pe chalna seekh raha hon, Phirte phirte sehra sehra, Pyas ko peena seekh raha hon, Jeene k hain ajeeb taQaze, Zinda rehna seekh raha hon.

(Meri MOUT) Meri Mayat pr Kafan na dalo Muje aadat ha Muskurane ki, Mere Janaze ko na le jao Umeed ha mere dost k ane ki, Dyr hojaye tu kuch na kehna Usay adat ha mujhe Satane ki, Agr ho Naraz tu Ay yaro! Koshish krna usay Manane ki, Jab dekh kr chala jaye meri Mayat, Phir tayari krna mujhe jaldi Dafnane ki, q k, agr woh palat aya aur muje dekh kr roo para, to meri sansaen wapis na aa jaen q k meri adat hy usy chup karane ki...

Teacher asked all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!! ======================================== Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way. Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement.. ======================================== Sohaag raat k baad Shohar bola: Jan! maza aaya? Wife: Ji, or aap ko......? Husband: Bohat. Wife: Apna to record hy, aaj tak koi complain nahi i. ======================================== Ae ALLAH! Un tamam Students ko EXam me kamyab Frma, jinhe saal bhr prhnay ki Fursat na mili, . Un masoom haatho ko himat dy jinho ny unlimited sms package ko kbhi zaya n hi hone diya. . khudaya un Ankho ko roshni ata karna jo "Net" aur "TV" py beth kar kamzor ho gai hen, . Un Gharib bachon ki mdad farma jin ki Girlfriend ne un se rat bhr 2.50 rupe fee ghanta m baat kar ka...